Honorable Mention of 1 March 2009 The E.P.A.

Nincompoops.
Blatherskites.
Fascists (or is that fascisti ?)
Fools.
Meddling dolts.

Yep, that pretty well describes the EPA under the best of circumstances.

Now, get this. They have presumed the power to regulate the dust that comes about when farmers plow the fields that they thought were their own. One version of the story is here.

Shut down the EPA! Close it down! This is not, and never has been, an operation whose existence is to be found within the grant of powers of the US constitution. Bluntly, it's an illegal agency. Not just stupid, not just populated by unaccountable bureaucrats who answer to no citizen, but an operation funded by taxes, and whose very existence is a violation of the Constitution.

Close it down!

Yes the inmates have taken over .... uh, well, the burglars have claimed title ...

Some things you really expect to be quips from the Onion. That would make sense.
Some things do not make sense. As in the case of criminal invaders, criminals I say, being somehow deemed to have 'standing' to enter an action against someone, an American citizen, who was (boo! hiss!) trying to prevent them from their criminal activities.

Read this. Then weep for the nation that we love, the nation that is dying the death of a thousand cuts.
I am in favor of a bounty on the ears of illegal aliens. But I am even more in favor of one, a higher payment, for creepy lawyers. And more than a few judges.