So Much For A Free People

I copied this from another site.  The author was anonymous, so I can't give credit.

Our Govt, at the behest of anti Liberty Democrats has far over reached from its intention.

• If you roll a ball down a hill in a national park, you could go to federal prison [see 36 CFR §2.1(a)(3)].
• If you sell vegetable egg noodles that aren't ribbon-shaped, you could go to federal prison [see 21 USC §331, 343(g) & 21 CFR §139.160(b)].
• If you play croquet without a permit in any national park in Washington, DC, you could go to federal prison [see 18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.96(b)(1)].
• If you leave the US with more than $25 worth of pennies, you could go to federal prison [see 31 USC §5111(d)(2), 31 CFR §82.1(b) & 82.2(a)(2)].
• If you write a letter to a pirate, you could go to federal prison [see 18 USC §1657].
• If you are a falconer and let a non-falconer care for your falcon for more than 45 days in a row, you could go to federal prison [see 16 USC §707 & 50 CFR §21.29(d)(7)].
• If you ride a bike in Fort Stewart and the pedal, at its lowest, is more than 12" above the ground, you could go to federal prison [see 18 USC §1382 & 32 CFR §636.27(h)].
• If you sell margarine at retail in packages larger than one pound, you could go to federal prison [see 21 USC §§331(m), 333 & 347(b)(2)].
• If you commingle avocados traveling from Hawaii to Alaska with things traveling to other states, you could go to federal prison [see 7 USC §7734 & 7 CFR §318.13–21].
• If you make an offer to buy a leaky egg, you could go to federal prison [see 21 U.S.C. §1037, 1041(a) & 1033(g)(6)].